• 154.0 Million Years Ago: The fossil record of the dinosaur Megalosaurus is amended to show that alongside a partial femur bone, a flat, circular food item was also discovered. It is believed to be the oldest tortilla discovery in the fossil record.
  • 1168: Aztecs Formally invent the Burrito.
  • 1895: Constellation “Burrito Majora” is discovered by famous astronomer, Alfonso Zappa.
  • 1974: Al Gore reinvents the burrito for what is believed to be the final time.
  • 1995: The birth of Laughing Planet in Bloomington, Indiana.
  • 2000: Laughing Planet relocates to Portland, Oregon.
  • 2004: Laughing Planet sets up the first branch in Eugene, Oregon and promptly invents the first tie-dyed rainbow tortilla. This is later confirmed as an accident.
  • 2005: Laughing Planet opens 2 new locations: one on N. Mississippi Avenue, and another on NW 21st Avenue, in Portland.
  • 2006: In search of total world domination, Laughing Planet institutes the central commissary kitchen model – making their promise to take over the world and make it safe for humor, fun, beans, good food a reality.
  • 2007: Laughing Planet opens another new location on Woodstock Avenue, in Portland.
  • 2011: Laughing Planet, responding to a delicate meteor that apparently landed in downtown Corvallis, opens up yet another new store. With Pluto returned to rock status, we figured it was time.
  • 2036: The comet Apophis smashes into planet Earth, finally ending the controversy over what part of the world was supposed to end in the year 2012.
  • 24,535: Laughing Planet opens in Kathmandu, after planet Earth 2: The Sequel reforms itself and can safely sustain human life.